#slugger-syn

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hello famous slugger

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What's up cocksucker? Why are you posting fucking Facebook white woman?
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WHJFIJFKDDJJFJDDN

so not too much on lilsimsie

but bc she gets so gay off that tequila

and i’m really curious to your thoughts on this

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What the fuck are you talking about?
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i’m talking about getting gay off that tequila

how do you feel about people getting gay off tequila

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See, I come from a time and a place where gayness wasn't allowed in Sluggerville, but it's okay. As a progressive slugger, I accept you.
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omg thank you so much for your support

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NO PROUD
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NO PROUD IM CRYASNFODNGOA

this transcriber fucking hates you

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Dear Transcriber, fuck your family, fuck your friends, fuck you, fuck everyone you love, fuck your weed, fuck your favorite beer. I'm gonna slug ya, Transcriber.
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OH EAT THEM UP SLUGGER GET THEM

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Why are you talking like Twitter? Go back on Twitter.
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i fear im just gay

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Let's be real. Everyone on the fuck you feel Vibercast is gay. Except for me, slugger. But it's okay, I don't judge.
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slugger is the one straight ally of the entire fiovivor gay cast

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Yeah, you know I'm actually sitting in the car here with my friend. His name's also Slugger. Let me pass the phone to Slugger. Hey Slugger, you want the phone? Yo, what's up? I'm Slugger. I hear Slugger's been saying good things about you. I'm saying I'm proud of you. Keep doing what you're doing. Here you go Slugger, here's your phone back. Thanks Slugger.
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omg slugger it’s such an honor to meet you thank you slugger for introducing us

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I tricked you cocksucker. That was just me in the car all along. I fucking tricked you cocksucker. How do you feel? You got prank bro?
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OH YOU GOT ME SO GOOD FUCK

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Who are you voting for?
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omg hi i’m gonna be honest ive been drunk for the last 4 hours and have absolutely no idea what’s going on

hi sluggerrrrr i do have an answer for you !!!!

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Sin, what are we saying, sin?
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i fear we’re saying ghost

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I'm gonna be honest. I don't like Virgo. How do you feel about getting Virgo?
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i’m gonna be honest there’s not a world right now where i’m voting virgo

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Then, you want anything from the store, cause I can get you something from the store.
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could you get me some eggs

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I have to get you some eggs. You want anything else?
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no i’m okay but thank u tho